Dan In The Front Row: #18//When American Strangers Lick Your Tattoos//Cat and Mutton//London

So i'm in the gents in the Cat and Mutton last night when a very hot American chick walks in (yes into the men's toilets, i think there was a queue for the ladies), we get chatting and she's defo flirting with me, that in itself was pretty fun but then she spies the small crucifix tattoo on the bottom of my neck, she gives me a very sexy look and says: "i kinda wanna lick that tattoo", my response? well of course i responded the only way any red blooded male could "do it" i said. she grabbed me, pulled me in close... and licked my tattoo.

In tribute to this lovely lady here is a selection of my fave American tunes for you to enjoy, click on the links and you will be taken straight to these gems.